Tim's recent purchase sent me flying down memory lane. My parents had (still have!) the original George Carlin Class Clown LP, and my brother and I used to listen to it constantly as children. Denny -- the quintessential class clown -- knew he could always end up ATTRACTING ATTENTION TO HIMSELF and having our Mom rolling in the aisles by riffing out entire Carlin monolgues. I'm not nearly as outgoing as Denny when it comes comedic performance, but even I have the entire hair (and beard!) poem memorized. And who knew that having an strong working knowledge of Carlin's infamous Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television monologue would serve me so well as a lawyer?