I know he's one of L.'s former TeeVee boyfriends and all, but I have gone through two large containers of Dannon Fat Free Yogurt a week since the beginning of January, and I am really darn tired of seeing that darn cartoon Alton Brown on the side of the container. And if I have to peel a metal top off of the container with Mr. Brown's Olive Dip recipe on it one more time, I may just scream.

That is all.