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Where'd they go?

A few days ago, as I was stepping into the shower, I realized my belly has very much obstructed my view of the lower half of my body. If I stand straight up and look down, I can see the tips of my toes only, and barely. If I wiggle from side to side, I can see maybe from my mid-thighs down. No matter how I squirm, I can't see anything between my mid-thighs and the topmost curve of my misshapen belly button. I am sure in the next month or so, all visual contact with the feet will be lost, and the belly-out will be complete.

Then again, maybe it's a good thing that I have to rely on mirrors if I really want to see the stretch marks that now litter my torso below the belly button.