...and much hillarity ensues. Well, not hillarity, exactly. But I was trying to make small talk with some friends of the guest of honor, so as not to monopolize the time of the only person I knew there. One of the ladies with whom I was speaking turned to me and said "so...are you seeing anyone?" I looked down at my belly and replied "um, well, I am married." She was so mortified! I wish I had had the quick wit to come back with "well, I obviously saw someone eight months ago!" But you always come up with the quick come backs after the fact.